Category: Humor

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.  Luckily the babies were OK.  The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.  She gave birth to two healthy daughters and…

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?”“No, I had…

An airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.  As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he’ll…

A senior citizen bought a brand new Mercedes convertible.  He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.“This is great,” he thought as he roared on down the interstate.  He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. …

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him – “very quick.”The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce…

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft.  After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.After the US published the study, France decided…

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses!I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too fat.. 10% of women think their ass is too skinny…The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they…