Humor – Page 145 – Dr Wingnut

Men

Jun 13, 2005

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Why do men’s hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?Because she smells like a new truck.via email from John Treworgy, Thu, 9 Jun 2005 12:38:24 -0700

A Little flab

Jun 7, 2005

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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, “If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose”While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on…

Elder Wisdom

Jun 6, 2005

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Barbara was driving home from one of her teaching assignments in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo women walking on the side of the road.As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped and asked the women if she would like a ride. “Yes.” After a bit of small talk while…

The time has finally come… Men strike back

Jun 4, 2005

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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.Why do women have smaller feet than…

Boeing 737 Safety Announcement

Jun 3, 2005

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A large crack was discovered in a US Airways window frame, temporarily grounding the entire 737 fleet, for immediate inspection.via email from Charles Klopp, Thu, 26 May 2005 09:20:12 -0700

I lost my wine glass

Jun 2, 2005

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Mother Superior calls the nuns together and says to them, “I must tell you all something…. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.”“Praise the Lord!” says a blond nun at the back. “I’m so tired of Chardonnay.”via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 30 May 2005 10:46:49 -0700