Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Dogs vs Cats

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    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Golden RetrieverThe sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?Border CollieJust one.  And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.DachshundYou know I can’t reach that…

  • PMS

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    Here are some definitions for PMS!Pass My ShotgunPsychotic Mood ShiftPerpetual Munching SpreePuffy Mid-SectionPeople Make me SickProvideMe withSweetsPardon My SobbingPimples May SurfacePass My SweatpantsPissy Mood SyndromePlainly; Men SuckPack My Stuff…and my favorite one…Potential Murder SuspectAnd as an example:Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?A: One!!!  ONLY ONE!!!!  And do…

  • Seventeen Signs

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    And you thought that particular personality trait wouldn’t look good on your resume…Just in case Batman forgets?A fine example of rocket scienceOops, not secret anymore!!Well, thank goodness!  Until now, only 36% of women have been able to find this.Hygiene is important.Sounds tasty doesn’t it? Hope the emergency’s not too urgent!Well then, how do I get…

  • Record high jump from kneeling position

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    A new world’s record in the high jump from a kneeling position was set yesterday at a beach in southern France.  The picture below was taken just a few seconds before the jump took place:via email from John Treworgy, Wed, 18 May 2005 06:08:21 -0700

  • Pest Systems?

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    UpLadder.com, 23 May 2005I’m not sure that I’m really interested in this job.  I’d like to think that the systems that I develop aren’t full of bugs.What’s even more amusing, is the rest of the post:Ecolab is seeking an Information Services Manager for our Pest Division.  This position will manage the development, enhancement and maintenance…

  • Why women think men are immature

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    vie email from John Treworgy, Wed, 18 May 2005 06:10:21 -0700

  • World’s thinnest Books

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    FRENCH WAR HEROESby Jacques ChiracHOW I SERVED MY COUNTRYby Jane FondaMY BEAUTY SECRETSby Janet RenoMY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTSby Dan MarinoTHINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILLby Hillary ClintonMY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENEby Osama Bin LadenTHINGS I CANNOT AFFORDby Bill GatesTHINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEYby Dennis RodmanMY WILD YEARSby Al GoreAMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE…