Category: Humor

Lynwood Rogers makes picnic tables.  They are made out of native pine.When he has one finished, he sets it out by the road and turns it on its side.Most people know that he has the intention of selling it.A man from away, New Yawk, I think, stopped by to look at his latest table.Lynwood stepped…

Three men died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told them that the determining factor of what vehicle they will drive in heaven will be based on how faithful they were to their wives while they were on earth. St. Peter asked the first man, “How faithful were you?” The man…

An elderly spinster called the lawyer’s office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about preparing a will.  The receptionist suggested they set up a convenient time for the spinster to come to the office.“You must understand, I’ve lived alone all my life, I rarely see anyone, and I don’t like to…

Be Careful of this it could affect you!There is a new virus.  The code name is WORK.  If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances.  This virus wipes out your private life completely.  If you should happen to come in contact…

In these times of high divorce rates and constant fighting, a few simple gestures can strengthen a marriage to help it survive the toughest of times.For example, a simple greeting when a man comes home after a hard days work can do wonders to strengthen a shaky marriage.Another good catch by the MessageLabs porn filtering…

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.The first said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas.  A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident.  I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”The second said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost…

Last night I got all excited about a K-Mart ad on TV.It said there was a special this week end at K-Mart.  If I came in with my wife and bought a pair of trousers, I could get my wife’s half-off.Cherrie’s response and I quote, ” In your dreams!”Why would K-Mart lie to me (without…