Category: Humor

Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck.  He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.  In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.  “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m…

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.  He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find…

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.  The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins.  In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered…

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”Mike replies: Wait a minute; I’m going for a piss.The teacher…

A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a traffic light.  Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, “Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?”The guy in the Rolls says, “Yes, of course I do.”“I got one…

Yes, it’s that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.  Here then, are the glorious winners.Darwin Award Winners:When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only…

A business man got on an elevator.  When he entered, there was a blonde inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled and repeated, “T … G … I … F …,” more slowly. He again answered, “S … H … I … T …”…