Category: Humor

Okay, Okay, it finally all makes sense now… I never looked at it this way before:MENtal illnessMENstrual crampsMENtal breakdownMENopauseGUYnocologistAND …When we have REAL trouble, it’s a HISterectomy.Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.Send this to all the men just to annoy…

THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female……Any part under a car’s hood.Male……….The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female……Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.Male………Playing football without a cup.COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female……The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.Male……….Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.Female…….A desire to get…

It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.  As we grow older, it’s important that we keep mentally alert.  The saying; “If you don’t use it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain, so… Below is a very…

Washington DC – Congress today announced that the Office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to overseas interests as of June 30th, the end of this fiscal year.  The move is being made to save not only a significant portion of the President’s $400K yearly salary, but also a record…

This is a heads-up to those friends who haven’t experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have.  Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out.  Well, read on.  While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is…

Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.  You may need to stand on the lid.The…

Never take a beer to a job interview.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.Its considered tacky to take a beer cooler to church.If you have to vacuum the bed it’s time to change sheets.Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will … it is still considered tacky to drive…