Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Wingnut Tattoo & Body Piercing

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    Contrary to popular opinion, Dr. Wingnut has no relationship, affiliation, equity interest in; nor tattoo from the Wingnut Tattoo & Body Piercing studio in Anoka, Minnesota.  As you would be able to instantly tell by looking at their homepage.Thanks to Paul (No relation to the late John Paul II) Kirchberg for the picture via email,…

  • Personal Computer Help Desk Humor

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    Help desk: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one…Customer: Hi, this is Celine.  I can’t get my diskette out.Help desk: Have you tried pushing the button?Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.Help desk: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note ..”Customer: No … wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s…

  • Memory loss

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    To be really effective, this survey question should have also included a choice for “I forget.”

  • Plan ahead – A Public Service Announcement

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    Living Will Date ___________I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.If a reasonable amount of time…

  • What Religion is Your Bra?

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    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.What type of bra?” asked the clerk.Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of…

  • My body is a temple

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    I am trying to be MR. HEALTH.This AM I did what seemed to me to be a frontal offensive on the Virus/Bacterial terroristica.I made Organic Asian Green Tea with fresh brewed ginger root and fresh Lemon wedges sweetened with organic honey.This was all meant to wash down the frontal assault team of Wal-Mart Equate Multi-Vitamin…

  • California State Employee Handbook

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    by Arnold SchwarzeneggerSICK DAYSVe vill no longer accept a doktor’s shtatement as proof of sickness.  If you are able to go to the doktor, you are able to come to verk.PERSONAL DAYSEach employee vill receive 104 personal days a year.  Dey are called Saturday and Sunday.LUNCH BREAKSkinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they…