Category: Humor

Ever have one of those days?  My friend Tommy sent me this link to Whack Your Boss, where Office Space meets the Sopranos.Yea; we’re going to need you to come in this weekend.  OK?No damnit, I have a life away from this place!  You need to get a life!

by Ray LesserHomeland Security is the job of all patriotic Americans.  Although the FBI, CIA and hundreds of other government agencies are spending millions of man-hours and billions of tax dollars trying their best to root out terrorism, Americans are still in danger.  It is impossible for the Homeland Security Department to interrogate every single…

Your call is important to us.  It’s especially important to me, and undermployed actor who records these messages.  If you hang up, they might hire someone else to tell you how important you call is.  I live in fear of being outsourced or replaced by a machine.  So please hold for the next available operator.The…

via email from Duane McDowell, Wednesday, March 09, 2005 22:40 -0600

All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition.It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday.  On that day, they’d walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.So when Ole’s 21st birthday came around,…

This woman is actually walking down the street with no “real” clothes — only those painted on her.  The passersby didn’t give her a second look because the paint looked so much like clothing.  YES, she is naked!This one came in Mon, 14 Mar 2005 16:46:16 -0600.  Looks like MessageLabs made another good hit.What intrigued…

The following piece appeared in The Onion issue 4108, 23 February 2005.  This publication, which has been appearing in local Twin Cities establishments lately used to be available only online.  Thanks Onion for brightening our days.  Whenever I say the following headline to my 16-year-old, he still cracks up.  Especially since this week, they ran…