Category: Humor

The following items are from a “Politically Incorrect” daily desk calendar from some time ago.  I thought that they were interesting, so I saved them, and ran across them today as I was cleaning my desk.  I hope you enjoy them.Prodigy Poll True or false: Mr. Rogers is a little creepy.  83% True.  17% False.Prodigy…

Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character.  Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble?  A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters.  The information that was gathered was made into this test: Answer all the questions with what describes you…

A new young monk arrives at the monastery.  He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.  He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.  So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to…

Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important e-mails in 2003 and (so far) in 2004!  Because of all of you…I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.  I smell like…

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.  “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.  What a day!  He put her on…

via email from Nat Forbes, Mon, 9 Aug 2004 14:52:09 +0000

Smart-ass Answer #1: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.  As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.  Without missing a beat,she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”Smart-ass Answer #2: A lady was…