Category: Humor
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Arizona Barbie
Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls exclusively for the Arizona market:Ahwatukee Barbie This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, platinum credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You…
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Family news
Jim and Edna ( I think they’re your aunt and uncle on your mother’s side ) were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, uncle Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Aunt Edna…
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Don’t we all…
I was a little offended when I used the men’s room at Home Depot last week and a sign by the urinals said, “We can rent you the best tool to do the job!” Hell, I thought I had it in my hand!via email from Anonymous John, Mon, 30 Aug 2004 19:12:38 -0400
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I’m bored to day and I think my Chili went bad
My cousin John Treworgy copied me on the following email he sent to his kids/step-kids on Thursday, August 26, 2004 9:50 AM:I made a big batch of chili on Sunday for breakfast and ate it all day Sunday, all day Tuesday and finished it last night with chips and Homemade salsa I made Monday. Well,…
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Government warnings (Don’t forget your duct tape!)
The US government has a new website, Ready.gov from the department of homeland security.The thing is that the pictures from the site are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel,…