Category: Humor
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Duck Hunting
A Native Indian went hunting one day in Alberta and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a racist game warden who didn’t like Native Indians.The game warden ordered the Indian to show his hunting license, and the…
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Precious little girl
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack…
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Let the shopping begin!
Technology Cartoon ©2003, John KlossnerI too have always wondered where I could find a crap detector.
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PLEEEEEASE READ!!!! It was on the news!
Who needs spammers when the general moronic public will read the following message and send it to all their moronic friends who will send it to all their moronic friends, who will send it to all their moronic friends, who will send it to all their moronic friends, who will send it to all their…
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The Atheist
An atheist was talking a walk through the woods. What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals! he said to himself.As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.He ran as fast as he…
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Tomorrow is Monday?
I wasn’t really having a hard time with the fact that it was time to go back to work tomorrow until I read "The Norm" in the Sunday funnies. Take a look it is disturbing. The Norm: ©2003 Michael Jantze, distributed by King Features. Support The Norm.com with a donation.