Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Create your own Engrish!

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    Machine Translation isn’t what its cracked up to be.Try the Create your own Engrish! procedure posted at www.engrish.com.  They also have Christmas Cards with a picture of Santa Claus winking with the greeting, "Have you done a nice boy & girl?" for sale in the engrish store.  Very nice.

  • Holiday Christmas Party Memo

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    The following is a slight rewrite of the the classic Christmas Party memo which I got from my friend Julie K. via email, Mon, 01 Dec 2003 11:47:47 -0600.From:Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTo:All EmployeesDate:October 01, 2003Re:Christmas PartyI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon…

  • Upper Management Training

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    An man walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of manure in the other.  He says to the waiter, "I would like a cup of coffee."  The waiter says, "Sure thing, coming right up."  He gets the man a tall mug of coffee, and the man drinks it down…

  • Some Features you may Need on your Computer

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    Links via email from Bonnie Knutson, Tue, 25 Nov 2003 14:44:35 -0700

  • Preaching

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    A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.  They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really that hard.  A real challenge would be…

  • Adopt a useless blob

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    Now here is something that is worthwhile.  Adopt a blob from Spacefem!

  • Redneck Neighbor

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    In case you’re wondering, this Web page is about my next-door neighbors.  Since my neighbors have been driving me crazy and no amount of civilized reasoning and/or negotiations have worked – I have decided to dedicate a small corner of cyber-space to them.My family and friends are constantly asking me to tell them the “latest”…