Category: Humor

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter.  They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago.Because both had jobs, they found it difficult coordinating their travel schedules.  It was decided that the husband…

via email from Martha Clark, Fri, 7 Nov 2003 11:07:31 -0500

The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.  He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.  St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see you.  We have heard a lot about you.  I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we’ve been administering…

What do you get if you take a hot dog and draw a smiley face on it, then take out the insides?  Yes you guessed it…  Happy Hollow weenie!

This exchange of email occurred on the struts-user mailing list as an off-topic posting.  In America developers are increasingly the target of losing their jobs to offshore dev-farms in India and ChinaHa! You Americans are funny.Over here everything is very high tech. We even have a special gizmo thatgives us the power to control office…

The EconomistsFrom: Shane Mingins [mailto:shane.NOSPAMmingins@assurenospaminternational.com] Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 8:21 PMI especially like the way they wiggle when the numbers go below zero.Dr. Wingnut

Stupidity versus Evil… What could be worse than this choice?And the result.From What’s Better.com 2003-Sep-10