Category: Humor

Just another of the too funny items at What’s Better

Anagrams at their best!  Get good at these and you can shine at the game “Cranium”!George Bush: He bugs Gore.Dormitory: Dirty room.Evangelist: Evil’s agent.Presbyterian: Best in prayer.Desperation: A rope ends it.The morse code: Here come dots.Slot machines: Cash lost in me.Animosity: Is no amity.Mother-in-law: Woman Hitler.Snooze alarms: Alas!  No more Z’s.A decimal point: I’m a…

Laura Bush’s Guide to Raising Christian Ladies: Jenna & Barbara!via eMail from Bonnie Knutson, Thu, 11 Sep 2003 07:59:20 -0600

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”  No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, “You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that!  I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and…

Third place goes to: Second place goes to: And the winner of the man of the year goes to: via eMail, Fri, 05 Sep 2003 15:26:58 -0600

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, along comes Despair's fine collection of "Demotivators." The antithesis of those success-focused posters and other products that encourage you to "Soar with the eagles," Despair's posters, sticky pads, coffee mugs and such tackle subjects like Burnout ( "Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you." ) and…

After every flight, Qantas Airlines pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was…