Category: Humor

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs."Twelve dollars for the rat, sir," says the…

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It's that time again! The awards this year are classic. These awards are given each year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool.5th RUNNER-UPGoes to a San Anselmo, California man who died when he hit a lift…

It's time once again to review the winners of the annual "Stella Awards".The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.Unfortunately, the most recent lawsuit implicating McDonalds – the teens who…

It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handle the situation.When I got laid off from my…

Some artists from the '60s are re-releasing their hits with new lyrics to accommodate "our" generation:Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"The Temptations: "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"Ringo Star: "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through The…

Heaven IsWhere the police are BritishThe cooks are FrenchThe mechanics are GermanThe lovers are Italianand It's all organised by the SwissHell is Where the chefs are BritishThe mechanics are FrenchThe lovers are SwissThe police are Germanand its all run by the Italians via eMail, Mon, 14 Jul 2003 12:10:27 +1000