Category: Humor

Hundreds of Major League Baseball players in our very own nation are living at, just below, or in most cases far above the seven-figure salary level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the upcoming strike situation.…

Hi friend,I just thought I'd let you know that I'm getting along O.K. these days what with all the help I am getting from my various enrichment seminars and the higher plane mental affirmations that I have learned to implement.But I was having an out-of-body experience yesterday and almost astral-traveled away, so I grounded myself…

You've probably heard of it already, but if you haven't the REJECTION LINE is taking the country by storm!It's completely free. Simply give out any of the following numbers to get rid of an annoying person you might have just met, or to people who you simply don't want to talk to anymore!And here they…

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next dayThe next day the farmer drove up and said" Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.Kenny: "Well then, just give me my money back."Farmer:…

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The Italians drink…

Dear Employees:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel…

The FHA vs. a Louisiana Lawyer…(I am told this is an actual case.)A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client.He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which…