Wheelin' & Dealin'

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day

The next day the farmer drove up and said" Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.

Kenny: "Well then, just give me my money back."

Farmer: "Can't do that. I spent it already."

Kenny: " OK , then at least give me the donkey."

Farmer: " What ya gonna do with a dead donkey?"

Kenny: " I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer: " You can't raffle off a dead donkey."

Kenny: " Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?

Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898."

Farmer: " Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny: "Just the guy who won."

Farmer: "What did you do?"

Kenny: " I gave him his $2 back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the Chairman of Enron.

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