Category: Humor

There was bad news for God this week as the well-known deity was forced to recall thousands of examples of His popular Human Being after reports that the model could be prone to unexpected attacks of unbelievable stupidity.Initial reports of blithering idiocy emerged from the United States last year but these were thought to be…

The first testicular guard (“Cup”) was used in Hockey in 1874, and the first helmet was used in 1974.That means it took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.via email from John Treworgy, Tue, 2 Mar 2010 20:07:53 -0800Or… they realized their brain was important and 100 years later that…

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.  The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.  I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me…Then I…

(as told by a woman)I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over…

Under my gruff exterior lies and even gruffer interior.4info.com

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.4info.com

Only in Nordern Minnesnowta!  … This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks.  Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the Splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has.  He says…