Category: Humor

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes,…

A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex.  When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the…

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the…

Three men, one from New Hampshire, one from Massachusetts and one from Maine are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it."I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.The man from New Hampshire says, "I am a farmer, my dad…

Coach Holmgren, clearly upset about the Packer's play, decides to find out from Dennis Green what his secret is. So, Holmgren travels down to a Vikings practice and asks Green, "Coach, how is it that your team is so good? What's your secret?"Green responds by calling Cunningham over. "Randall, who's your father's brother's nephew?"He answers,…

A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available…

You try to enter your password on the microwave.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America, but you haven't…