Category: Humor
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1999 Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those of you who hate pooping at work as much as I do, I give you…
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A Prayer for the Stressed
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they pissed me off.And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they…
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BEING MALE
We know stuff about tanks.A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.We can open all our own jars.We can go to the bathroom without a support group.We don't have to learn to spell a new last name.We can leave a motel bed unmade.We can kill our own food.We get extra credit for the slightest act of…
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Christmas Needy
Dear Friend:With the Christmas season approaching, please look into your heart to help those in need. Hundreds of National Basketball Association basketball players in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level (Atrocious!)And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of pay for several weeks—possibly a…
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Deep Thoughts 2
Before criticizing people, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let go, because, man, they're gone.If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We…
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Excavation in Israel
A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance.A dogA donkeyA shovelA fishA Star of DavidThey decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at Least more than three thousand years old.…
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Funny you should come to me…
A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it."I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where…