Category: Humor
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From the mouth of a child… you never know
A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.”A little girl raises her hand. saying, “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.“Well,” she began, “I was in the…
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Amateur night here we come…
This is how Tequila worksAh, yes, we’ve all been there at least once… 😉via email from Craig Lance, Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:36:18 -0800
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And then the fight started
My wife sat down on the seat next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, “What’s on TV?”I said, “Dust.”And then the fight started.My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”“No,” she answered.I…
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Secret Santa
I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn’t.Kevin Malone, The Office
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Bracelet at Tiffany’s
A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little “whoops” and prays that a sales person wasn’t anywhere near. As she turns…
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Loss of Fidelity
It seems like I have a minor loss of fidelity every time I use a Windows application; it makes me feel dirty.via email from Todd Bosch, Oct 21, 2009 15:17
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To all my intelligent friends
I am sending this only to my smart friends. I could not figure it out and had to look at the answer. See if you can figure out what these words have in common. BananaDresserGrammarPotatoReviveUnevenAssessAre you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try…. Look at each word carefully. You’ll kick yourself…