Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Hell freezes over when..

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    Sven and Ole have a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks.  Both die, and go to Hell.  The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.  He says to them “Doesn”t the heat and smoke bother you?”  Ole replies, “Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve’re yust happy…

  • From the mouth of a child… you never know

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    A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students.  She says, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.”A little girl raises her hand. saying, “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.“Well,” she began, “I was in the…

  • Amateur night here we come…

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    This is how Tequila worksAh, yes, we’ve all been there at least once… 😉via email from Craig Lance, Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:36:18 -0800

  • And then the fight started

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    My wife sat down on the seat next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, “What’s on TV?”I said, “Dust.”And then the fight started.My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.  I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”“No,” she answered.I…

  • Secret Santa

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    I got myself for Secret Santa.  I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn’t.Kevin Malone, The Office

  • Bracelet at Tiffany’s

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    A lady walks into Tiffany’s.  She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.  As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little “whoops” and prays that a sales person wasn’t anywhere near.  As she turns…

  • Loss of Fidelity

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    It seems like I have a minor loss of fidelity every time I use a Windows application; it makes me feel dirty.via email from Todd Bosch, Oct 21, 2009 15:17