Category: Humor

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses.On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window…

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, and he heard a loud voice ask him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. Then the loud voice said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.He said "this person…

A businessman walks into a bank in Boston and asks for the loan officer.  He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a…

WASHINGTON, DC-On Tuesday, Congress approved the Americans With No Abilities Act, sweeping new legislation that provides benefits and protection for more than 135 million talentless Americans.The act, signed into law by President Clinton shortly after its passage, is being hailed as a major victory for the millions upon millions of U.S. citizens who lack any…

Open a new document in WordType "Unable to follow directions" (without the quotes)Highlight the entire sentence you just typedClick Tools; Thesaurus (or hit shift-F7 to open the thesaurus)(FYI — Thesaurus is found on Word 97 under tools, language.)

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Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them.As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of…