Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Things We'd Like To See On Company Motivational Posters…

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    If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.It's only unethical if you get caught.The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cutsDoing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen…

  • TOP BEST QUESTIONS TO ASK WHEN INTERVIEWING FOR A JOB YOU DON'T WANT:

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    What type of training do I need to replace you?How much hard work does it take to get a raise or can I just sleep my way to the top?When you say "must be a team player," does this mean I'll be working with other people?How often do you take inventory of your office supplies?How…

  • Welcome to Dublin

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    An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.  When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I…

  • Windows 2000

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    The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!Bad command or file name!  Go stand in the corner.This will end your Windows session.  Do…

  • A Letter Home From Scout Camp

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    Dear Mom,Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried.  We are OK.  Only 1 of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away.  Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it…

  • Balance…

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    Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.  He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled…

  • Buying gifts for Men (or No one knows why)

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    Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women.Follow these rules and you should have no problems.Rule #1: When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain.  As…