Category: Humor

In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARDIn an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET…

… Sing the song below to the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical "Grease".Bill:"Summer intern, had me a blast"Monica:"White house intern, happened so fast"Bill:"Met a girl, crazy for me"Monica:"Met the prez, down on my knees"Bill:"Summer days, sucking away, oh, but those summer nights"Investigation Committee:"Well, ah.. well, ah….well, ah. uhTell us more, tell us more"Linda…

A ten year old boy was failing math.  His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail.  Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school.After the first day, the boy's parents were surprised when he walked in after school with a…

In the beginning was the Plan.And then came the Assumptions.And the Assumptions were without form.And the Plan was without substance.And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.And the workers spoke among themselves, saying, "This is a crock of shit, and it stinks."And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail…

Ads in BillsHave you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now?  Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them.  I get back at them.  I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in.  Coffee grinds, banana peels…I write, "Could you throw…

An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.  This is a TRUE story.A crowded United flight was canceled.  A single agent was rebooking a line of inconvenienced travelers.Suddenly an angry…

A guy and his wife were speeding down the interstate when a state cop pulls him over.  The man says "whats the problem officer?"Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.Man: No sir, I was going 65.Wife: Oh Harry, you were going 80.Man gives his wife a dirty look.Officer: I will also…