Category: Humor
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BEING MALE
We know stuff about tanks.A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.We can open all our own jars.We can go to the bathroom without a support group.We don't have to learn to spell a new last name.We can leave a motel bed unmade.We can kill our own food.We get extra credit for the slightest act of…
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Christmas Needy
Dear Friend:With the Christmas season approaching, please look into your heart to help those in need. Hundreds of National Basketball Association basketball players in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level (Atrocious!)And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of pay for several weeks—possibly a…
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Deep Thoughts 2
Before criticizing people, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let go, because, man, they're gone.If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We…
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Excavation in Israel
A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance.A dogA donkeyA shovelA fishA Star of DavidThey decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at Least more than three thousand years old.…
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Funny you should come to me…
A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it."I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where…
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NEW VIRUS ALERT — Heads Up!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms…
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If men were to rewrite the rules…
Rule # 1Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.Rule # 2If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.Rule # 3If we say something that can be interpreted in two…