Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Technical support tips

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    In the interests of providing a better service, your friendly Tech Support department has the following tips:When your computer crashes or something doesn't work, don't write anything down. We can play back the error messages from here.When a tech says he's coming right over, go for coffee. It's nothing to us to remember 481 screen…

  • THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN . . .

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    NICKNAMES:If Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle.  But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a pint, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.EATING OUT:When the bill arrives, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack…

  • The Top 10 Rejected Motel 6 Slogans

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    Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.As seen on "COPS"If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the SheetsWe left off the 9, but you know it's there.Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.We'll leave the Lysol for ya!We…

  • Titanic tragedy

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    There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic".  Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie.  For example, most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England.  The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera…

  • Visit to the IRS

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    A Debtor, called in for an audit at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.  "Wear your shabbiest clothing.  Let him think you are a pauper."  Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice.  "Do not let them intimidate you.  Wear your most elegant suit and…

  • Whoever came up with these has to much time on their hands

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    Anagrams – when you rearrange the letters in a word to make new onesDormitory = Dirty RoomEvangelist = Evil's AgentDesperation = A Rope Ends ItThe Morse Code = Here Come DotsSlot Machines = Cash Lost in 'emMother-in-law = Woman HitlerSnooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z'sAlec Guinness = Genuine ClassThe Public Art Galleries = Large…

  • Young Love

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    After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.  They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor…