Category: Humor
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Woman's Compact Instruction Booklet…
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.Don't imagine you can change a man – unless he's in diapers.What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.So many men – so many reasons not to…
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Brothers
Two brothers, 8 and 6 years old, were getting ready for breakfast when the older brother said, "I think we're old enough to start using cuss words like grown-ups, so when we go eat breakfast, let's use some cuss words. I'll say, "Hell," and you say, "Fat Ass."They agreed and went to breakfast. After sitting…
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Sunday school lessons
The following statements about the bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in).In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.Noah's wife was called…
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Joining the church
Three couples…an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were…
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Who is Jack Schitt?
The linage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt.Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son,…