Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Soap?

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    The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of its guests.  The Hotel ended up submitting the letters to the London Sunday Times.Dear Maid,Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial.  Please remove…

  • Strange? But True?

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    Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy.Dr. Seuss and Kurt Vonnegut went to college together. They were even in the same fraternity, where Seuss decorated the fraternity house walls with drawings of his strange characters.The Les Nessman character on…

  • The Best Chain Letter Yet!

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    Hello, my name is Alfonso Merkin. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 50 billion f**king forwards sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them,…

  • The Night Before Christmas – the legal version

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    This is what the Lewis Carroll poem, "The Night Before Christmas," would have looked like if it had been "drafted" by a lawyer:'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMASWhereas, on or about the eve prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter the "House") a general lack of stirring by…

  • This really Works !!!

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    It only takes about 30 seconds.  Don't cheat!Think of a letter between A and T.Repeat it out loud as you scroll downKeep going!Think of an animal that begins with that letter.  Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in that animal.  Say it out…

  • Twas the night before….

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    Twas the night before crisis,And behind White House doors,Not a creature was stirring,Especially Al Gore.The interns were nestled,Dressed in their berets,In hopes that Saint Bubba Would come out to play.When on the East Lawn,There arose such a clatter,Even Sam DonaldsonLost control of his bladder. Away to our TVsWe flew like a flash,There's a special report,And…

  • What Bill meant…

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    "Members of Congress… people of America… I banged her.  I banged her like a cheap gong.  Which is not news, folks, because if you think Monica Lewinsky was the only skin flute player in my orchestra, you haven't been paying attention.  The only babes in D.C. I HAVEN'T tried to do are the First Lady,…