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A Name Game

12/15/1999 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on A Name Game
DON'T ASK – JUST PLAY!Copy and paste this letter into a new e-mail. Then read the list of names. If your name is on the list, put a star next to it. If not, then […]
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Humor & Stuff

12/15/1999 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Humor & Stuff
Change the ropeThere is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a […]
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Y2K Jokes

12/14/1999 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Y2K Jokes
THE BALLAD OF Y2KSung to the tune of "Gilligan's Island Theme Song"Just sit right back and you'll hear a taleOf the doom that is our fate.That started when programmers usedTwo digits for a dateTwo digits […]
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Claus Enterprises – 1995 Annual Report

12/25/1995 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Claus Enterprises – 1995 Annual Report
To: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Merry XmasThe usual large flamboyant typeface associated with the seasons greetings was downsized this year to commensurate with the trend toward corporate downsizing.The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen elected to […]
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A Christmas poem

12/25/1995 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on A Christmas poem
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck…How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves"."Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.And labor conditions at the north poleWere […]
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Spelling checker

09/15/1992 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Spelling checker
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PC;It plainly marks four my revueMistakes I cannot sea.I’ve run this poem threw itI’m sure your please to no.It’s letter-perfect in it’s weigh.My checker tolled me sew.