Category: Humor

What is courage according to you?Is it driving dangerously in a car?Jumping with a parachute?Bungee jumping?Extreme skiing?Insulting your boss?I have now discovered the true meaning of courage and I am sure you will agree.Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to courage…via email from D. Kimball Lord, Tue, 3 Feb 2009 04:50:38 -0800

Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.We also sleep in separate beds.  Hers is in California , and mine is in TexasI take my wife everywhere… but she keeps finding her way back.I asked my wife…

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the doctor asked him, “What happened to you?”“Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow…

Apparently Hyacinth isn’t the only one with a denial problem… according to the New York Times the Britts think that Penistone should be pronounced PENNIS-tun.  Read the article to see pictures of fun place names like Butt Hole Road, and other places from the map.Seems like Europe has all the fun place names, like this…

Ben & Jerry have created “Yes Pecan!” ice cream flavor for Obama.For George W. they they asked for suggestions from the public.Here are some of their favorite responses:Grape DepressionThe Housing CrunchAbu GrapeCluster FudgeNut’n AccomplishedGood Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker… SwirlIraqi RoadChock ‘n AweWireTapiocaImpeach CobblerGuantanmallowimPeachmintHeck of a Job, Brownie!Neocon PolitanRockyRoad to FascismThe Reese’s-cessionCookie D’oh!Nougalar ProliferationDeath by Chocolate……

A day without sunshine is like night.On the other hand, you have different fingers.42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.Remember, half the people you know are below average.He who laughs last, thinks slowest.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.The early bird may get…

via email from unknown, 3 October, 2001Could we find this guy and get on with our lives?