Golf game

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asked him, “What happened to you?”

“Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.”  We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.”

“I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.”  Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like your’s!”  “I don”t remember much after that…”

via email from D. Kimball Lord, Tue, 3 Feb 2009 04:55:21 -0800

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