Category: Humor
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One hundred and fifty thousand dollars
I gotta tell you something… How many days between the convention, when she was appointed to the election day… It wasn’t one hundred and fifty. If you can’t dress yourself for $1,000.00 a day… please don’t go anywhere near the federal budget.Paula Poundstone on Sarah Palin’s $150,000.00 wardrobe debacle on Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! …
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Dear Santa
Dear Santa,Please send me a baby brother.Santa wrote back:“Send me your mother…”via email from Martha Clark, Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:35:54 -0800
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The truth hurts
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70, or being over 70 and heading towards 80…..well, you get the picture!Kidnappers are not very interested in you.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.No one expects you to run—anywhere.People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?People…
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Complicated puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”Her boyfriend decides to…
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And that’s how the fight started…
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station…. And that’s how the fight started.I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told…