Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Game Show Blonde

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    On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question.  One simple question stood between her and one million dollars!“To be today’s champion,” the show’s smiling host intoned, “name two of Santa’s reindeer.”The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question.  “Rudolph!”…

  • Winter driving

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    Ninety-eight percent of drivers say, “Oh, shit!” when they hit ice.  The other 2% are from Minnesota and say, “Hold my beer and watch this shit!”via SMS from Nate Fleuriel, Tue, 9 Dec 2008 09:30:00 -0500

  • Broccoli Casserole

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    A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for Christmas dinner.This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.  The gas pains are almost…

  • Wal-Mart Bingo

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    Talked to Daniel on Sunday night, 7-Dec, and he’s free of the evil empire… Then I got this in my mail.  We’ll have to have him tell us how accurate this is on every eight hour shift:Have you ever played ‘Wal-Mart BINGO?  Copy the below bingo card and take it with you the next time…

  • Crash 1929 and now . . . .

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    Back in the 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin . . . Many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them . . . .…

  • How to serve chicken wings to a man

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    These chefs are imaginative…via email from Martha Clark, Sat, 29 Nov 2008 11:15:43 -0800

  • FSM Takes over Google

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    Apparently the Flying Spaghetti Monster has taken over Google in a hostile takeover… We knew they were no match for the FSM… Bwaaa ha ha ha ha…image via article on ZDNET, Study: Google uses 21X more bandwidth than it pays for