Category: Humor

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp…

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb …. and I also know that I’m not blonde.Dolly PartonYou see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.Erica JongI want to have children, but my friends scare…

Think you’re having a bad day?Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.  The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.  A postmortem test revealed that the man…

The following is an excerpt from the July 1943 issue of Transportation Magazine.  This was serious and written for male supervisors of women in the work force during World War II — a mere 56 years ago!  Obviously, the intent was not to be funny, but by today’s standards, it is hilarious!Eleven Tips on Getting…

WomenThey smile when they want to scream.They sing when they want to cry.They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.They fight for what they believe in.They stand up for injustice.They don’t take “no” for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.They go without new shoes so their children…

Charges were dropped yesterday against Ruth “Grammy” Gordon, an 83-year-old wheelchair-bound grandmother, who was originally charged with assault and battery, and assault with a deadly weapon, because an altercation she had last week with six airport security guards, that left all six hospitalized.  “Justice has been served,” said the 95-pound mother of three and grandmother…

A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road.  At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and Loudly shouts, “Horse!”Immediately the man shouts back, “Bitch!”The man laughs. He is proud…