Category: Humor
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More ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
In addition to using, “for sexual favors” in the memo field of all your checks try: “For smuggling diamonds”, “Bribe payoff”, “Drug purchase”, etc.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.Add to the mood when you put up mosquito netting around your cube by playing tropical sounds all day.Have…
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Good for a laugh
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.The lifelike cardboard men…
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The Lost Dr. Seuss Poem
I love my job, I love the pay!I love it more and more each day.I love my boss, he is the best!I love his boss and all the rest.I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation.I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow…
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The Pavement Artist
For more see, Sidewalk chalk guyvia email from Chris Canaday, Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:57:16 -0700
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Cat Baths
Anyone who’s ever tried to give a cat a bath will appreciate these, and the rest of you will probably get a chuckle out them too!I thought you loved me!You just wait…. I’ll get even with you for this….You said the water was warm!I don’t like you anymore….I’m gonna sit here until you get the…
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Zen Teachings
Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.This item was not contained in the list: Zen sarcasm. This new list via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:13:04 -0700
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Top 10 Olympic Comments
Here are the top 10 comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back but, alas…Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from…