Category: Humor

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.  After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.  If I start to get nervous, I take…

I was listening to This American Life episode #354 about apologies that aren’t really sincere and at the end of the show, they talked about a poem by William Carlos Williams called, “This is Just to Say,” which they indicated could be considered the touchstone for the insincere apology.  They had David Rackoff, Sarah Vowell,…

If you need one too, see Safe Bananavia email from Duane McDowell, Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:29:25 -0700

The newspaper article is even funnier than the sign! Are the residents called Fuckers?What are the mothers called?What would you be learning at the Fucking High School?Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?If your friend came from another town, he wouldn’t be your Fucking friendNow you can forward this to all your friends…

via email from Martha Clark, Fri, 4 Apr 2008 18:09:04 -0700

I was having trouble with my computer.  So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over.Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.  He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.  As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?”He replied, “It was an ID ten…

That’s lies OK, because her husband, “Didn’t have sex with that women,” either.via email from John Treworgy, Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:18:39 -0700