Category: Humor

  • The Goatalo/Buffagoat of Alamance County, North Carolina

    Buffalo?  Goat?As we were driving country roads west of Chapel Hill, NC, we made our way to Saxapahaw (pronounced Saxapaw).It was late and.  Although we were on the Bethlehem Chapel — Saxapahaw Highway, it was little more a country road.  We passed a corn field, a dairy farm and; just before the place that sells…

  • Proof of entitlement mentality

    It’s time again for the annual “Stella Awards!”  For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald’s in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee.  You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees…

  • The AFLAC Scam

    Watch out for this scam  Police say that the gang usually comprises four members, one adult and three younger ones.While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their “mark” (or intended target) with a show of friendliness, the fourth — the eldest — sneaks in from behind the person’s back to expertly…

  • Accident

    I rear ended a car this morning.  I just knew it was going to be a really bad day.The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf!  He looked up at me and said, “I am not happy”.  I said, “Well, which one are you then?That’s when the fight started. via…

  • Advice to older women

    via email from Jill Lord, Tue, 4 Sep 2007 13:52:04 -0700

  • Giving amputees a bad reputation

    Legless Man, Pal in Drunk – Driving ScrapeBy THE ASSOCIATED PRESSPublished: August 29, 2007ABBOTSFORD, Wis. (AP) — Police cited a legless man and his friend with drunken driving — the third and second such arrests for the men, respectively — saying the paraplegic was at the wheel while his friend worked the pedals.Harvey J. Miller,…

  • Show us the love

    via email from Duane McDowell, Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:54:51 -0700