Category: Humor

  • I would like to apologize!

    Over the past few weeks I have received many funny images/jokes and have emailed them to friends who I thought shared a similar sense of humor.Unfortunately, I seem to have upset a few people and received criticism for being sexist and shallow.  If you feel that way, I would like to apologize and demonstrate my…

  • And this concludes August…

    via email from John Farrell, Mon, 7 May 2007 06:57:44 -0700

  • Name that tune…

    You’ll kick yourself! …MOON RIVERvia email from Martha Clark, Thu, 10 May 2007 06:04:06 -0700

  • Men’s Room Mural

    Edge Designs is an all-women run company that designs interior office space.  They had a recent opportunity to do an office project in NYC.  The client allowed the women of this company a free hand in all design aspects.  The client was a company that was also run by all women execs.The result…well…We all know…

  • Ancient Communications Network

    After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British scientists dug to…

  • Pre-nuptial agreements: Senior style

    An elderly couple were about to get married.She said: I want to keep my house.He said: That’s fine with me.She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.He said: That’s fine with me.She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week.He said: That’s fine with me.  Put me down for Fridays.via email…

  • No Sex Since 1955

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.  There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.  “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.  Is something bothering…