An elderly couple were about to get married.
She said: I want to keep my house.
He said: That’s fine with me.
She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That’s fine with me.
She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week.
He said: That’s fine with me. Put me down for Fridays.
via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 7 May 2007 22:27:57 -0700