Category: Humor
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Gotta love Arkansas
A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can’t touch it till she’s 14.How do you know when you’re staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I got a leak in my sink,” and the clerk replies, “Go ahead.”How can…
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The Doctor is in
A doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant, “Ya Olaf, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients”.“Yes, sir …” answers Olaf.The doctor goes hunting and…
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The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:When a heroic dog dies to save its master.The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.After wrecking your boss’s car.When she is using her teeth.Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may…
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Cracked windshield
I’m driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when outta nowhere there’s this big crack in my windshield!I swerved right, and then left, and it was still right there!There just aren’t words for this!via email from Bob Rosen, Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:14:26 -0700
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A job
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi…you know, I just hate drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur…