A doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant, “Ya Olaf, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients”.
“Yes, sir …” answers Olaf.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: “So Olaf, how was your day?”
Olaf tells him he took care of 3 patients. The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.
“Bravo ya Olaf, and the second one?” asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, sir” says Olaf.
“Bravo, bravo Olaf! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table spread her legs and shouts: Help Me! For 5 years I have not seen any man!”
And what did you do Olaf?” asks the doctor.
“I put eye drops in her eyes.”
via email from John Treworgy, Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:07:41 -0700