Category: Humor
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Mid Life Crisis
Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wingspans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag. Mid-life is when you can…
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Argument
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”via email from Marlys Christofferson,…
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Waste nothing
At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, “I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?”“Good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We save…
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Showering
How to Shower Like a WomanTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.Look at your womanly physique in the mirror — make mental note to do more sit-ups.Get in the…
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Why men are happier people
You can be president.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.The world is your urinal.You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s bathroom is just too icky.People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.Everything on your face stays its original color.You don’t have to stop and…