Check your computer for the following viruses

08/03/2000 Dr Wingnut Humor Comments Off on Check your computer for the following viruses
  • Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer then e-mails everyone about what it did.
  • Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
  • Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB and then slowly expands to 200MB.
  • Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Deletes all old files.
  • Ellen Degeneres virus: You can no longer insert disks into your computer.
  • Titanic virus: Your whole computer goes down.
  • Disney virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy
  • Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
  • Joey Buttafuocco virus: Only attacks minor files.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.
  • Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.
  • Viagra virus: Turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive