Church bloopers

  • Ushers will eat newcomers.
  • During the absence of our pastor, we enjoy the rare priviledge of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
  • Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
  • The chior will meet at the Larsen house for fun ans sinning.
  • Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.  It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth k eeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
  • Don't let worry kill you – let the church help.
  • The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
  • This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Smith to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
  • Missionary from Africa speaking – name: Bertha Belch.  Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

From Martha T. Harris taken from "GORHAM TIMES" 4-9-99