Last week there was a very important meeting between God, Moses, and the Pope. They were troubled because of the way President Clinton was behaving. They decided that the only course of action was to create an 11th Commandment to get their message across.
The problem was how to word it so it matched the other commandments in style and holy inspiration to others. After prolonged meditation and discussion, they decided on:
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."