Country/Western song titles (all are actual titles)

  • Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  • Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye
  • I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
  • I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  • I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
  • I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
  • I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
  • I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  • I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
  • I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
  • If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  • If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
  • My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
  • Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of Life
  • My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  • She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  • You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  • You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly