Dilbert's Office Prayer

Say this each day on your way to work…

God, Grant me the serenity
To accept the things
I cannot change;
The courage to change the things
I cannot accept;
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, Help me to be careful of the toes
I step on today as they may be connected to the butt
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.