The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease, “Gonorrhea Lectim” (Pronounced: “gonna re-elect him”), is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed in the prior four years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
- anti-social personality disorders
- delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones
- extreme cognitive dissonance
- inability to incorporate new information
- pronounced xenophobia and paranoia
- inability to accept responsibility for own actions
- cowardice masked by misplaced bravado
- uncontrolled facial smirking
- ignorance of geography and history
- tendencies towards evangelical theocracy
- categorical all-or-nothing behavior
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
via email from John Treworgy, Wed, 16 Nov 2005 08:02:50 -0800