A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith.  Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter Smiths.  Give us a little clue."

The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his grave."

Saint Peter motioned an angel forward.  "Take her to Whirling Walter!"