Frozen Bird

A little bird was flying south for the winter.   It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field.   While it was laying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.   As it laid there in a pile of dung, it began to realize how warm it was.   The dung actually was thawing him out!   He laid there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.   A passing cat heard the bird singing, and came to investigate.   Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under a pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him…

The Moral Of The Story

  1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy!
  2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend!
  3. When your in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!